I was put in mind of this by a recent comic strip: “How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know!”
My personal favorite "How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the bulb has to really want to change."
There are literally hundreds of these. The format is seemingly simple, but it’s at its best when it makes fun of a stereotype.
Here’s my attempt at a new one.
“How many nine-inch pianists … none. He misunderstood you and tried to have sex in a lightbulb.”(requires knowledge of an obscure joke)
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It's "How many therapists does it take to CHANGE a light bulb?" Otherwise, the punchline doesn't make sense.
Once again thank you. Once again, stealth edit.