Top Ten Friday Afternoon Activities (April 5, 1991)

1.       Make crank calls to Gerry Leeds’ office.
2.       Form debate teams and tackle the thorny problem of “Headshots: File by Name or Company?”
3.       Lambada!
4.       Co-ed skins vs. shirts Nerf basketball.
5.       Listen to live recording of “Free Bird.”
6.       Browse through the copy editors’ magazine collection.
7.       Clean beige substances off cafeteria floors.
8.       Mail-order expensive gifts with editor’s credit card number.
9.       Change all the hallway office signs.
10      Call the bureaus at 5:20 and see who’s still at work.