P.S. A Column On Things

By PAUL E. SCHINDLER JR. I am from Portland, Oregon, Beaumont ’66, Benson High ’70, MIT ’74. Some things are impossible to know, but it is impossible to know these things.

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August 30, 2026

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The locker joke is mine; I was bullied in high school, but I was too big to be shoved in a locker and too heavy for a swirly. So it turns out sticks and stones may break your bones, but words from morons never hurt me.

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Thanx! my first laugh of the day.

Posted by: STEPHEN C COQUETSeptember 03, 2026 at 06:47 PM

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