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By PAUL E. SCHINDLER JR. I am from Portland, Oregon, Beaumont ’66, Benson High ’70, MIT ’74. Some things are impossible to know, but it is impossible to know these things.

This and That

September 12, 2015

Spiritual advice from a good friend: "God is incredibly grateful to you each time you look at Him, are grateful to Him, think about Him.  What an upwelling of Joy and Wholeness comes as we think about God thinking about us, and us being Glad of Him, and Him being Glad of us, and around and around it goes.  This is full Consciousness. This enables all else."

Dan Grobstein Links
"Happy Birthday" Lawsuit: "Smoking Gun" Emerges in Bid to Free World's Most Popular Song. It has always struck me as weird that this song is still under copyright. As a boy, I watched Heck Harper on KGW-TV. When he sang Happy Birthday on his children's show, it was a song of his own devising. Heck is gone, but I might live to see the day when radio, TV and movies no longer have to pay for a public domain song that was mistakenly copyrighted.
    And a mess of Trump links:
21 Questions for Donald Trump
Documentary Trump Suppressed: Free at Last 
Trump Humbug
Donald Trump – Man of War

Three  from Daniel Dern: A Personal Take on Go Set a Watchman by Ursula K. Le Guin
and
Best Political Video ever. Watch including through the final credits.
and
Robert Vaughn, the man behind the Man from UNCLE

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This and That

July 28, 2015

Apparently, if you ask Siri on your iPhone to divide 0 by 0, she has a very snarky answer.

Jerry Pournelle's daughter has written a book set in Jerry's Mote universe called Outies. If you liked The Mote in God's Eye, you might enjoy this one as well.

A friend writes: Clickhole is a funny site. Very po-mo–didn't know whether to slap my forehead or my thigh with this chestnut about towels.

Several items via Daniel Dern:

And a few from Dan Grobstein

Kent Peterman passed along this link: Chattanooga Shooting: American Violence Never Ends

I made the HumorLab list again–almost number one!
And the Number Two Ant-Man Pet Peeve.. I'm ignored by clerks at the DMV. Oh wait…

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This and That

May 1, 2015

My recent contributions to HumorLabs:
And the Number One Way Life Would Be Different If Everyday Was 4/20…
Everyone in Congress would sit around all day doing nothing. Oh wait…

The Number Seven reward for contributing to the Catch a Predator kickstarter:
$100: A show credit for "Lambada services provided by."

The Number Six sign that "You aren't You"
The face in the mirror doesn't terrify you.

The Number Seven Thing Overheard During the Signing of Indiana's Religious Freedom Act…
"That felt good. Let's turn the clocks back literally as well, and restore standard time."

* * *
My former ensemble, the Contra Costa Wind Symphony, has a concert May 17 at the Lesher Theater in Walnut Creek. After 35 years at the helm, Dr. Duane Carroll is hanging up his baton. I played with the band 13 years myself.

***
Two infographics from friends:
Kent Peterman passes along:
25 maps that explain the English language

From Jerry Pournelle:
The disposable income of people in every country of the world in one fantastic infographic

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This and That

January 30, 2015

A real Humor Labs coup! I scored #9 (#1 included for comparison)
 The Top 12 Surprises from the 2015 Oscar Nominations
9> Alejandro González Iñárritu and David Oyelowo were both snubbed in the "Most Difficult Name to Pronounce" category.
1> As a tribute to "Boyhood," the Academy Awards ceremony will feel like it's 12 years long. [Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA]

Plus, two on the runner's up list:
Once again, no Oscar for "Best Lambada by a supporting actress."

The Orcs showed up pretty fast on a picket line after the best picture snub of "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies."

Are you left brained or right brained?

After I wrote about my style of writing, Kevin Sullivan noted:

Your comments on writing spurred me to recommend this recent work. Scott 'the other' Adams, recently published a quite readable, and delightfully counter-intuitive, guide, "How to Fail at Everything and Still Win Big'. He comes down strongly against 'goal-setting' and 'following your passion' and strongly for (in my words) 'setting the table' to let luck happen.

Seven years ago, Craig Reynolds ran a technobrief about an online alarm clock. Someone with a robot was out crawling Content Rot and found the link; he suggests http://online-stopwatch.en.downloadastro.com/tools/ instead.

Stephen Coquet suggests http://claytoonz.com/

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This and That

December 17, 2014

The Sony Hack and the Yellow Press: Aaron Sorkin: The Press Shouldn’t Help the Sony Hackers. I think Sorkin is exactly right. He quoted Princess Bride, but I will quote Douglas Adams: This must be some interesting new definition of newsworthy with which I wasn't previously familiar.
***
Which didn't stop me making fun of the situation. I made the HumorLabs list:
The Top 11 Surprises Found in the Hacked Sony Emails
 9> "'After Earth' is in the red, because we had to pay theaters to show it."

Humor Labs: Two on one list!
11> "The Merry Wives of Windsor" was originally called "Ye Old
    Real Housewives of Windsor."

 8> The famous buffoon wasn't named John Falstaff. His original
    name was Donald Trump.
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India’s new prime minister, Narendra Modi, aims to rebrand and promote yoga in India
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Two from Daniel Dern
Goodbye Dr. Dobbs (which was briefly the parent of byte.com just after I edited the site), in turn linking to
the editor's farewell.

Also Hobbit trailer parodies. The Hobbit Games. (lots of other hits in this category, no surprise.)  Plus this, suggested by a friend:
middle-earth-the-office parody from SNL.
***
I joined Pottermore and got sorted into Ravenclaw
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The ubiquitous Ken Jennings is running a news quiz at Slate.com/

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Unsurprisingly, MIT has declared its innocence in the death of Aaron
Swartz. MIT is
wrong:

July 30, 2013

M.I.T.
Releases Report on Its Role in the Case of Aaron Swartz

 By JOHN SCHWARTZ
A long-awaited report
released Tuesday by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology found
that it made mistakes but engaged in no wrongdoing in the case of Aaron
Swartz, a renowned programmer and charismatic technology activist who
committed suicide in January
while facing a federal trial on
charges of hacking into the institute’s computer network.

Bobbi Fox found this on the Doonesbury Slate news page:

Trudeaus Alpha House, a
streaming video program (like a TV show except not on TV but available
through the online Amazon Prime streaming service) was picked by
viewers from 14 series pilots for development into a full series. The
show, starring John Goodman as one of four Republican congressmen
sharing a house in Washington, D.C., is expected to be out in November.

    Dan Grobstein File

 

Herb Kaplow, Voice of ABC
and NBC News, Dies at 86

By DOUGLAS
MARTIN

Mr.
Kaplow'    s resonant voice and craggy face
were
familiar to generations of viewers of the nightly news broadcast.

  • Op-Ed
    Contributor
    Open
    Season on History
    By TAFT KISER
    Archaeologists do not hunt objects. We hunt lost worlds. Sadly, those
    worlds are slipping away under the relic-hunter?s shovel, all for the
    sake of a few bucks.
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Dan Grobstein File

July 29, 2013

  Steven Greenhouse (@greenhousenyt)
WOW–20 of the 25 jobs with the largest projected
growth don't require a college degree (& are generally
low-wage) bls.gov/emp/ep_table_1…

Max Greenberg (@MaxTGreenberg)
Reuters #Climate
Change Coverage Declined Significantly After "Skeptic" Editor Joined mm4a.org/1653RNn

  Brett Brownell (@BrettBrownell)
Alaskan cat Mayor finally responds to climate change: motherjones.com/blue-marble/20…

Philip Gourevitch (@PGourevitch)
500 Al Qaeda heavies in prison break; US arms Syria
war; & the news noise is all Weiner&Royals:
baby-penis-baby-penis-baby-penis-baby-penis

Mother Jones (@MotherJones)
The End of Lobster Rolls? mojo.ly/142C9Or

Urbanphoto (@urbanphoto_blog)
How many public transit projects are under
construction right now in the US? Interactive map shows you info on all
goo.gl/dnR87b

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Helen Thomas died this weekend. She worked for UPI for more than half a century, most of it as a White House correspondent. My time at UPI (1975-76) coincided with her middle period. We were not buddies; I worked in Boston, she worked in Washington. We talked on the phone now and then, I rewrote her copy when she coverted Ford's visit to Boston in April 1975 (it was no secret that she was a better reporter than writer). She gave me a tour of the White House on a Sunday in the summer of 1976, and got me a ticket to the Ford-Carter debate in SF in the fall of 1976 (the one with the failed microphone and the Poland gaffe). Helen  was a perfectly lovely woman, a pioneer, and a special kind of journalist. We will not see her like again. My college roomie, Norm Sandler, worked side by side with her for almost a decade. I'd love to hear what he'd have to say, but he's been gone for six years now.

Turns out I misspelled scot free last week, according to my friend
Kevin Sullivan:

So, I seem to have unwittingly
developed a hobby of checking the etymology of colorful phrases. The
term  'Scott Free' caught my eye., and I was curious about its
origin. It turns out it is really 'Scot Free', and refers
to taxes
(i.e. scots), and not paying the them. :-)

It has been 14 years since I needed to prepare a dummy
web layout with dummy text. For decades, the standard for this layout
method in print was something called Lorem Ipsum, which is Latin.
Nowadays there are generators for pork-based filler, filler based on
Samuel L. Jackson dialog from Pulp
Fiction
, and hipster Lorem. In fact, courtesy of my former
boss David Strom, here are 13
Funny and Useful Lorem  Generators
.
The only problem I can see is that a  couple of them generate
readable text, which some reviewers of the design will find
distracting. That's the magic of Lorem; it looks like real text (in
terms of word length, spacing and punctuation), but can't possibly be
read.

My
friend and colleague Richard Dalton found two things this week that
contain clues to the death of print journalism: a defense of partisan
reporting

from Jack Shafer, a long-time media critic, and this from Australia
(equally true here; I remember the advantage I had in finding an
apartment because I worked at the newspaper and saw the ads an hour
before the public) from TheMonthly.com.au’s Eric Beecher:

The
incongruity in that business model – profits from ads for jobs, houses
and cars bankrolling the journalism that is vital to a functioning
democracy – took several decades to play out. The “newspaper business
model”, as it’s now derisively known, has imploded. People no longer
line the streets outside newspaper presses at night to be the first to
see the ads. The internet has poached most of Australia’s newspaper
classified advertising. The money that financed quality journalism for
a century is disappearing, with no likely replacement.

He also discovered a fascinating British screed about the
Google Buses in SF
.

Dan Grobstein File

Henry Blodget (@hblodget)
QUIZ: Is This A Gerrymandered Congressional District…
Or A Rorschach Ink Blot? [Brilliant by @WaltHickey]
businessinsider.com/quiz-gerrymand…

Mother Jones (@MotherJones)
"I just heard Roosevelt ask Congress to declare war on
Japan." PHOTOS: What it was like to be a reporter back then: bit.ly/18pccxK
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Dan Grobstein File

July 15, 2013

  Mother Jones (@MotherJones)
If pro-choice activists want to stop Texas from
regulating clinics maybe they should call them "fertilizer plants." bit.ly/1aJl7O6

James Ball (@jamesrbuk)
Scathing NY Times cartoon on US journalism. Yeowch. nyti.ms/Nty80D
(HT @PostBaron)

Margaret O'Mara (@margaretomara)
Yes, please, Barry Diller, open up Newsweek's
archives. I'm with you, @jonathanalter.
thewrap.com/media/column-p…
via @TheWrap

NYT Media (@nytmedia)
WWOR-TV in New Jersey Replaces Nightly News nyti.ms/12RcdJo

Dan Gillmor (@dangillmor)
Pakistani report on Bin Laden and US operation is
riveting aljazeera.com/indepth/spotli…
from @AlJazeera

Eric Wolfson (@ericwolfson)
Um, this is awesome. That is all.
RT @KennettDems:
Absolutely awesome TX guns & abortion poster. View &
RT! pic.twitter.com/EX4V5z4xcm

Urbanphoto (@urbanphoto_blog)
Deep inside a 1930s Times Square hotel is what remains
of what was a very well hidden bus terminal goo.gl/Un5mW

John Aravosis (@aravosis)
Chicago newscaster gets even with people waving to get
on camera (video) wp.me/p38cI0-ph7

Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore)
The last year @SarahPalinUSA
got a PFD check was 2010. What? Yep! Didn't want to answer residency
questions. #Alaska

Dan Froomkin (@froomkin)
It's fun reading journalists you can tell are having
fun writing. Here, NYT's Timothy Egan mocks @DarrellIssa
opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/11/the…

Ezra Klein (@ezraklein)
When space weather attacks wapo.st/17bdB9U

West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport)
@ritholtz
Points out reason 4,216 why the U.S. government (and many
municipalities around the nation) are dumb:
washingtonpost.com/business/fix-i…

  Dan Gillmor (@dangillmor)
Why you should encrypt your phone, or reset it to
factory settings, before traveling to the UK telegraph.co.uk/technology/101…
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Racism is no longer as blatant
as it once was, but with all the voter-ID laws that were swept into
legislatures down in the Confederacy after the Roberts gang
gutted
the Voter Rights Act, who can honestly say racism isn't just running
under a new name? I mean after all, they were just literacy tests. And
poll taxes. And intimidation. And no polling places in minority
neighborhoods.

Dan Grobstein File

Quote of the day: How your bank
screws you: ow.ly/myWE2 

Be sure to read Felix salmon (of financial times) story linked within.


Virginia outsourced their refund system and now
taxpayers are
getting screwed over thkpr.gs/1b20viw
#icymi

The Guardian (@guardian)
Shitstorm arrives in German dictionary gu.com/p/3h42y/tw
via @GuardianBooks

The New York Times (@nytimes)
As Competition Wanes, Amazon
Cuts Back Its Discounts nyti.ms/16ROEQW

  Guardian news (@guardiannews)
Global food supply under threat
as water wells dry up,
analyst warns gu.com/p/3h5ev/tf

 
Op-Ed
Columnist

E Pluribus Unum

By PAUL
KRUGMAN

America's
ever-changing and

enduring identity is worthy of a special holiday
salute.

 

Warren Mosler, a Deficit
Lover With a Following

By ANNIE
LOWREY

From
his home in the Virgin Islands, Mr. Mosler is waging a well-financed
academic battle against economists who want to cut government spending.

 

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