P.S. A Column On Things

By PAUL E. SCHINDLER JR. I am from Portland, Oregon, Beaumont ’66, Benson High ’70, MIT ’74. Some things are impossible to know, but it is impossible to know these things.

Failed UPI Restaurant Review

Paul in the Palace Restaurant kitchen with Claude Baills

 In June 1976, I took my then-girlfriend to New York’s palace restaurant.

It is a journalistic felony to print historic dollar figures without inflating them. 2026 dollar values are in []

In order to expense it, or at least get UPI to pay for it, I wrote to the Hartford bureau manager and asked him to put it on the wire. Horizon stories (Horizoners) were feature stories for weekend use.

Jim [Healion, Hartford Bureau Manager]–I think this could go as a New England horizoner–or maybe World. If not as a first personer, then as a third personer. What do you think?

By PAUL E. SCHINDLER JR.

New York (UPI) — The most expensive restaurant in New York, and perhaps the world, is not likely to get a lot of walk-in traffic. But since dinner for two can cost $163 [$960] it doesn’t need much.

What does the Chef Claude Baills [he kept at it; in 2000, he owned the Chef’s Table in Franklin Lakes, N.J.] do to meat, vegetables and pastry to make the fixed-price five-course meal worth $50 [$294] a person and five hours to eat? And who would pay it?

[By comparison, Napa’s French Laundry was $850 for two in 2026 and seats 60]

Most weekend nights, a capacity crowd of 50 people pay the price, and owner Frank Valenza [still in the restaurant business in 2001; at the Upper West Side’s Restaurant Two Two Two] said it is not so much what the chef does to the salmon, veal and beef that raises the price of the meal, it is the labor cost of having 20 people on hand to serve it.

Not to mention the freshly polished silver, sometimes replaced twice during a course, four crystal glasses and more than a dozen plates it takes to serve a meal.

A wide variety of people eat at The Palace on a given night. On one recent Saturday, a pair of 24-year-old reporters from Connecticut dined near a group of men from New Haven in their late 20s, who came by limousine, and a New York couple celebrating their 22nd anniversary.

“Twenty-two years ago, we couldn’t have afforded dinner at McDonald’s. Now we’re eating here,” said the husband.

There is no need to attract passersby, nor is there much foot traffic by the door on 58th street, in the shadow of New York’s 59th Street Bridge. The front door is locked; patrons have to buzz to be admitted.

Inside, ties are required and no woman on a recent Saturday wore anything less formal than a long dress. The dining room is decorated in French provincial style and each table is graced with a candle and a bowl of tea roses with baby’s breath.

The only English on the all-French menu is the subtle note near the very bottom, “Prix Fixe: Fifty Dollars,” which informs the diner, who probably already knew, that no matter what the order, the price is $50 [$294].

The 23% service charge is noted immediately below the price, which when combined with the New York City sales tax means a minimum of $133 [$783] for two, not counting cocktails or wine.

The wine list runs on for pages, starting with the rare foreign wines that cost as much as $400 [$2355] a bottle to the humble California white at $25 [$147.24], which goes rather well with veal.

It is not a meal to be eaten on a night when you have other plans. This reporter and his companion sat down at 8 p.m. and finished the meal at 1:30 a.m. During long pauses between courses, we either talked or looked at the culinary delights being served at the next table.

French cooking and restaurant eating at the level of The Palace is not only a process involving subtle sauces and precision cooking, it is a process of placement on the plate and pleasing color. It is food to be both looked at and eaten.

The menu need not be intimidating; our waiter was not haughty and arrogant as some are in restaurants in this price range. He translated the entire menu and made recommendations, as well as describing the contents of each dish. The menu includes seven main courses available any night and another 14 dishes that have to be ordered one or two days in advance.

Cold appetizer, soup, hot appetizer, main course, salad and dessert comprise the meal, with a brief pause for homemade lemon sherbet with black currant sauce “to cleanse the palate” between the hot appetizer and the main course.

I wasn’t sure I needed any help to taste the subtlety of the tarragon sauce spooned over the perfectly cooked veal which was heated up on the silver grill next to our table just before it was served. By that point in the meal, it wasn’t even a surprise when a new plate and new silverware were provided for a second serving.

Maryland crab and caviar began our meals, followed by a double chicken consommé with dumplings that gave the word consommé a whole new meaning and a mussel soup with saffron that brought tears to our eyes.

Salmon sliced so thin you could see through it graced her side of the table during the hot appetizer course, while I had a cheese soufflé that was also a quiche. More simply, it was cheese so light it melted in your mouth, served in a light pastry crust.

The salad was unusual but interesting, and as everything else in the meal was light to eat and a delight to look at. There were tree kinds of cheese plus crackers next. [I don’t think this was the actual end, but you get the idea by now].

Epilogue

Boy did this story get me in trouble. Here’s what happened. My girlfriend and I went to New York City. We stayed in my professor/friend Edwin Diamond’s pied-a-terre on E. 57th Street. We ate at The Palace, then New York’s most expensive restaurant. We figured we could write it off if we wrote about it. The Willamantic Chronicle, where she worked, wouldn’t run it from her, but said they’d run it if UPI moved a story.

Since she was an editor at a client newspaper (cli ed in wirespeak), she formally asked me for a story. I told the Boston Desk there was a cli ed request. Someone ratted me out to Bernie “Silver Fox” Caughey, the regional news executive. He woke me out of a sound sleep at 9 a.m. (after working an overnight shift and getting off at 8 a.m.) to tear me a new posterior opening, challenging my judgment, and telling me that it was a flat out lie to say that a cli ed had requested “this piece of trash.” Needless to say, it didn’t move as a New England Horizoner or a World Horizoner, in the first or third persons. I did correct a few typos when transcribing it from the carbon copy in my files.

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