Sorry, but your cat is not your friend is the latest entry in Jon Carroll's growing list of wonderful cat columns, over at the San Francisco Chronicle, which is still published daily (heck, which is still published!) for now.
Kent Peterman found some funny definitions which he forwarded in an email; I found the same list elsewhere on the internet. Here are the first two:
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
Dan Grobstein File
- Probation Fees Rise, Firms Profit and the Poor Go to Jail
- Weaker teacher's unions or changed demogragraphics?
- Why Should We Reform Education Using Microsoft's Failed Ranking Policies?
- After Libert'e and 'Egalit'e, It's Autopsie
- Libor's Dirty Laundry
- WiseGuyEddie (@WiseGuyEddie) 7/7/12 9:35 AM Blessed are the corporations, for they shall inherit the earth. Citizens United 3:16 #uppers
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