-Paul “Kent Brockman” Schindler (in case you don’t get the reference)

This is not a pipe.

This is not a human being

This picture was not generated by NotAI/LLM. It is my new headshot used everywhere. All these sentences are the same length.  That’s coincidental—as is the em dash.  Prolixty, verbosity and sesquipedalian usage are mine. Resemblance to actual persons living or dead. Is intentional, like that seven word fragment. Can you tell an LLM wrote this? What kind of fool could not tell?  “How many kinds are there” (quote plagiarized)

No LLMs were harmed in the production of this post, as certified by the. ASPCA (the American Society For The Prevention of Cruelty To AI-like). This sentence was created by stealing movie credits. What writing was this trained on—Hemingway?