Books That Will Never Be Written. Again, a pretty simple format: an innocuous book title and a ridiculous author.
The ones I remember from middle school:
The Yellow River, by I.P Freely
Under The Grandstands, by Seymour Butts
Antlers in the Treetops, by Whogoosed Themoose (OK, that’s not a great author name)
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Diagnosing Hernias with Chinese Medicine, by Won Hung Lo.