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By PAUL E. SCHINDLER JR. I am from Portland, Oregon, Beaumont ’66, Benson High ’70, MIT ’74. Some things are impossible to know, but it is impossible to know these things.

Purity Tests Abound

April 22, 2026

I have already discussed Purity/Virgin tests once, giving the example of the test I took as a freshman: 100 questions. A decade later, there was a 400 question test at The Tech. There is even a Dr. S*** test. A quick Google search claimed there are tests with 1,000 questions. And there’s a Dr. Seuss test.

 I know the expression of human sexuality is boundless, but once you get past bestiality, thruples, and onanism, there are only so many objects and body parts to use, and only so many places in which you can put them. 

This being the 21st century, these are often interactive.

100 online questions from Rice

The Armory, a geek house in Santa Cruz, California has a 132 question interactive test.

I found an index here



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