I have been a contributor to this humor co-op for decades. The entries are no longer numbered, but I choose to think of mine, at the top, as No.1
There was a second list, and I made that one too, albeit not at number one. The Macarena item is mine, and it is an inside joke between me and the editor of the site, Chris White. For decades (ever since they were actually a thing) I have been submitting items about either the Lambada or the Macarena. Once in a while, Chris runs up the white flag and uses one.
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Being a fluffernutter, regardless of which meaning is intended, is not going to get you a job in porn. If you're "done" before the cameras start rolling, they're going to hire someone else.