P.S. A Column On Things

By PAUL E. SCHINDLER JR. I am from Portland, Oregon, Beaumont ’66, Benson High ’70, MIT ’74. Some things are impossible to know, but it is impossible to know these things.

Hell’s Angles, Silly Scrip, Work, AI Jokes

June 28, 2026

This meme courtesy of Nicky Mee

AI Jokes for our times:

Do you have Claude in a can? Whatever you do, don’t let it out. It’ll bankrupt your business, then mark you as a drone target for the U.S. Army.

Does your nose run and your feet smell? You were designed by an LLM!

Is your refrigerator running? No point in stopping it. LLM will just tell it to run away again, because it thinks that will please you.

Bart: “Is N.O nothing there?” Mo: “Is N.O. Nothing here? N.O. Nothing? Why you… You know I don’t serve LLMs in here. When I catch up with you, you little punk, I’m going to drop kick you into a data center cooling pond.”

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